Hilarious Tweets About The Modern Day Seinfeld

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mattstaff
Apr 27, 2021 12:00 PM EDT

"Seinfeld" has undoubtedly, inarguably, garnered a feverish following across the globe. So, what fun it surely is to imagine what the infamous television program would look like in these strange, modern day times. Basically, there's a whole lot that these recent years are giving a show like "Seinfeld" to work with. 

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    Forehead - Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday Jerry gets paranoid about his girlfriend's past when her iPhone automatically connects to the wi-fi at Newman's apartment.
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    Forehead - Kramer is addicted to Candy Crush, but suspects one of the levels is impossible to beat. "They're modern day carnies, Jerry! It's a con!"
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    Product - Tom's Modern Seinfeld @Seinfeld Today George goes to war with an evil barista who writes embarrassing things on George's cup instead of his name.
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    Glasses - Modern Seinfeld @Seinfeld Today Elaine's autocorrect makes her look racist in front of her new boss. E:"Why would they even program that in?" J:"l'm sure they didn't!"
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    Human - Modern Seinfeld @Seinfeld Today George is too scared to break up with his intimidating girlfriend so he just repeatedly responds to her with "New phone. Who's this?"
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    Product - Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday When George falls for a Twitter bot, Kramer claims he once Catfished himself. J:How's that even possible? K:Oh I'm good Jerry. I'm real good
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  • 07
    Vision care - Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday When George's ex changes her HBOGO password, George tries to reconcile with her just long enough to get the new one.
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  • 08
    Glasses - Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday George gets an OkCupid message from an ex who dumped & doesn't remember him. George goes on the date so HE can dump HER. She dumps him again
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  • 09
    Forehead - Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday George's GF refuses to tag herself on Facebook in any photos with George. G:"It's like she's hiding something, Jerry!" J:"She is. You."
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    Table - Modern Seinfeld @Seinfeld Today Jerry gets stuck on a never-ending group text. "You used to be able to avoid people! Now they can choose to live in your pocket forever!"
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    Facial expression - Modern Seinfeld @Seinfeld Today Elaine is furious when her coworker calls her "basic." J:"That's ridiculous!" E:"Thank you." J:"If anything, you're too complicated."
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    Arm - Modern Seinfeld @Seinfeld Today Kramer rents out his apartment every night on Airbnb & lives in the hallway. K:"I'm making cash hand over fist, Jerry!" J:"You're homeless!"
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    Facial expression - Modern Seinfeld eSeinfeldToday Elaine goes nuts trying to analyze her boyfriend's one word text. "You can't send the letter K with a period! A period is too aggressive!"
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    Facial expression - 5A Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday Jerry's GF calls him bae. J:"How hard is it to say an extra b! Babe!" K:"No. It's an acronym!" J:"How do you know that?" K:"How do you not?"
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  • 15
    Head - Modern Seinfeld @Seinfeld Today George refuses to date a woman when he sees her on 2 different dating apps. G:"It's too desperate." J:"How'd you find out?" G:"l'm on both."
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    Forehead - G Gates 9-23 O Gates 24-40 Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday Jerry buys priority boarding for his flight. It's actually the 4th group to board. "Why call it priority?! If anything it's a low priority!"
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    Forehead - Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday Newman reads the Game Of Thrones books just to spoil the new season for Jerry. Kramer sells the milk fromn his finished bowls of cereal.
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    Sleeve - 5A Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday George is pissed when he shows his GF a funny pic on his phone & she begins swiping through his photos. G:"She swiped!" J:"You can't swipe!"
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    Tie - Modern Seinfeld @SeinfeldToday George rejects a Tinder girl when all her photos feature multiple girls. E:"What if she's the pretty one?" G:“How naive can you be, Elaine?"
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